I don’t think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.
(Source: reddit.com)
Tracks
BTS EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY
EXPECTATIONS:
JIN: “Oh, he is so handsome. And that suit? So mature looking”
REALITY:
Guess what? HE KNOWS to the point he came up with his own nickname “Worldwide handsome”
And just disregard “mature”
EXPECTATIONS:
SUGA: “his name is Suga? The cutie & frail of the group right?”
REALITY:
*plays Cypher* “F#CK YOU AND YOU”
And please delete “frail” from your dictionary. He alone makes the whole group and fandom shake just by a look
But he got a protective side. He is like every shojo lead character from the nineties. Is good looking, sounds like he doesn’t care but actually takes care of you.
EXPECTATIONS:
JHOPE: “What a sunshine”
REALITY:
Finally, you got something right! and just like the sun he goes down HARD on stage
And he is SO HOT
(By now you will start to have trust issues, don’t worry you develop those when you become an ARMY)
EXPECTATIONS:
RAP MONSTER: “A TOUGH rapper and leader?”
REALITY:
Yep! He is so cool on stage
But did you know he collects plushies and sleep with them too
(Get used to plot twists already. You still haven’t seen the
crazymaknae line. I mean our dear youngest members)EXPECTATIONS:
JIMIN: “He looks so nervous so I want to protect him”
REALITY:
DEAR! YOU need to find someone to protect YOU from him
And yes he imitates the “MUST PROTECT” signals
But he defends himself just fine
EXPECTATIONS:
V: “A deep voice and THAT face? I hope he does not lack a personality”
REALITY:
Don’t worry! For Taehyung he was given everything more than any human: looks, charms … and a VERY VERY VEEEERY ONE OF A KIND personality
And beware, you will get into liking hands
EXPECTATIONS:
JUNGKOOK: “He is the total package wow”
REALITY:
Yes! So total you get freebies with your package: “loads of questions”
“insanity”
“extraness”
AND a huge amount of “violence”
BTS are a bunch of dorks that make great music. They have bags full of trophies, hearts bursting with love and an attitude covered in kindness and humbleness.
ANYWAY, WELCOME TO BTS ARMY!
Me in everyday life
o my god his face when he broke the gun fjlsdkfjd
chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air
Fashion show? by Ian Brown
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as they walk around on waterlillies and stuff. Like snowshoes, but for swamps.
Here’s an adult:
Another really interesting thing about Jacanas is that it’s the dad who does all the child rearing while mom goes off to lay more eggs. Amd their really good dads too! Plus look at how they Cary their babies around!:
All aboard the dadbus
(Source: 500px.com)
I’m sobbing omfg
Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.
i haz a warm
Pooh stop running from your fucking problems
me